December 2011
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I am literally addicted to candy.
Nothing like puking your guts out every two hours.
My body hasn’t given me a break since 9 PM last night. Cool!
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I really just want to get together a group of people and play “never have I ever”.
I was robbed of that game in high school :(
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I reallyreallyreally hate when someone says “I have something to tell you” and you know it’s bad news.
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What does one wear on a "first"...
Where can you buy stir-up pants?
I’m serious…
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Swoonin'.
Drooling so hard from these whitening strips.
Is it just me or what?
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I'm finally 21.
raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaage.
That is all.
Edit: My sister made me take a shot of frozen peach schnapps at midnight. Not my first choice, but thaz okay.
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When I finish writing this bullshit paper, I’m going to set it on fire.
(after I make an extra copy for myself, of course- not going to burn my professor’s copy)
My dad’s family asked what I was doing for my birthday this Friday, so I told them the truth- that I was going to the bar.
They seemed really disappointed and didn’t believe me.
It’s my twenty-first birthday…
Lol, okay.
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